I’m Marley.  I’m a Portuguese Water Dog.  For those of you who don’t know much about dogs, I’m a hypo-allergenic non-shedder and I have a distant relative in the White House.

I’ve been living in the Chicago area for most of my life, though recently my mom got married and moved me to the suburbs.  It’s been an adjustment but I think I’m handling suburban life just fine.  This site was set up by my new dad (who is a psychiatrist) to help me vent all my frustrations and “talk about my feelings.”  He bought me bark recognition software.  So I give you iMarley.com, the stream of consciousness thoughts of a really awesome dog.  Enjoy!  Woof.