If someone from another planet were to watch Earth from the outside, they would easily get the impression that we canines ran things.  Think about it.  I have no job. I sleep most of the day. I am unnaturally good looking despite no effort on my own part. And every time I take a crap, my mom is there behind me to pick it up.  Heck, when SHE can’t be home to do it, she pays someone else to pick up my crap.  Dogs clearly rule.

And anyone who thinks cats are equally as awesome……let me disabuse you of this silly notion.  Think about this: Have you ever heard the expression “It’s a cat’s life.” 

Nope. 

Have you ever heard anyone say “But my dog is GREAT!  He’s just like a cat!” 

Nuh-uh. 

And has anyone ever referred to a cat as “man’s best friend.” 

Negative.  

That’s because dogs are better.  My humblest apologies to all you cats out there, but face it; you just don’t quite measure up to dogs.  We rule.